You find youself kicking a baby off of a burning police car...
[[Shout "Stalin did nothing wrong!'|Bruh 2]]
[[Shout "Viva la Revolution!'|Bruh 3]]A capitalist wearing a top hat comes up to you
[[Call him a capitalist pig]]
[[Try to bargain with him]]You die from starvation
[[Oh well|Start]][[Stupid commie|Some riots]]He pulls out a kalashnikov from underneath his top hat and starts to wave it at you.
[[Run towards him to attack him]]
[[Run away from him to escape him]]You try to cut a deal with him, saying that you'll get rid of all your Stalin merch in exchange for life.
[[He says that would lower the stocks of whatever company makes it and shoots you|Some riots]]He shoots you.
[[What did you think would happen?|Some riots]]You find yourself running into the warehouse that you vowed to destroy, ironically asking it for sanctuary.
[[Hide in a box full of car parts]]
[[Hide in the refrigerator]]You open the box of car parts to see Abraham Lincoln crying in a ball.
[[Beg him for help]]
[[Take your chances and leave him]]You open the rusty as refrigerator to see the skeleton of Dr. Indiana Jones with his hat on the floor.
[[Take his hat to throw at the anti-communist]]
[[Throw his skeleton out and hide in there yourself]]You get shot.
[[The end]]You are safe.
[[The end]]He lets you crawl inside and chill with him, as he explains all the times that communism has failed (Especially in the east)
[[The end]]You get shot