You find youself kicking a baby off of a burning police car... [[Shout "Stalin did nothing wrong!'|Bruh 2]] [[Shout "Viva la Revolution!'|Bruh 3]]A capitalist wearing a top hat comes up to you [[Call him a capitalist pig]] [[Try to bargain with him]]You die from starvation [[Oh well|Start]][[Stupid commie|Some riots]]He pulls out a kalashnikov from underneath his top hat and starts to wave it at you. [[Run towards him to attack him]] [[Run away from him to escape him]]You try to cut a deal with him, saying that you'll get rid of all your Stalin merch in exchange for life. [[He says that would lower the stocks of whatever company makes it and shoots you|Some riots]]He shoots you. [[What did you think would happen?|Some riots]]You find yourself running into the warehouse that you vowed to destroy, ironically asking it for sanctuary. [[Hide in a box full of car parts]] [[Hide in the refrigerator]]You open the box of car parts to see Abraham Lincoln crying in a ball. [[Beg him for help]] [[Take your chances and leave him]]You open the rusty as refrigerator to see the skeleton of Dr. Indiana Jones with his hat on the floor. [[Take his hat to throw at the anti-communist]] [[Throw his skeleton out and hide in there yourself]]You get shot. [[The end]]You are safe. [[The end]]He lets you crawl inside and chill with him, as he explains all the times that communism has failed (Especially in the east) [[The end]]You get shot [[The end]]Congrats